I was recently baptized by the embarrassing school photo crowd. I mean, can't we all agree I am MUCH cuter than these shots make me out to be?
Mom's convinced the Teddy Bear Portraits people got after my bangs with one of those damn black combs. (I think she's projecting a past experience.) I gotta admit she's got a point about the uni-brow though. Total lighting fake-out.
She also hasn't forgiven Dad yet for forgetting to tell her it was picture day.
Fruit jammies? Really?
