My pal Jack came over on Sunday. Our first real date didn't go so hot. Mom says I need to work on my skills. (Dad thinks I've got the right idea - at least until I'm 18.) Me - I think he needs to work on his game!
Started off good. We held hands.
But soon, his charm wore off.
So, I decided to take a snooze and leave him to his own devices.
Better luck next time, Don Juan.
