The F.P.

Scene: Metro Obstetrics Ultrasound Room
Actors: Nurse, Will, Maggie
Dialogue:
Nurse: "And here is your fetal pole."
Will: "Excuse me?"
Nurse: "Fetal pole."
Will: "Pardon?"
Nurse: "Fetal pole."
Will: "What?"
Nurse: "Fetal pole."
Will: "Pool?"
Nurse: "Pole."
Will: "Pole?"
Nurse: "P - O - L - E. Pole."
Will: "Ahhhh, (said with great understanding) fetal pole."


As an aside, I'd like to point out the rodent-like shape of our beloved F.P. It does appear I am hosting the heir to the Mouse King's throne. Nice.